1. jacket-buttons:

    I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

    I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

    (Source: howimetunclecharlie, via keeksmd)

     

  2. amortizing:

    2014 is half over and

    • -i lost no weight
    • -didn’t learn anything
    • -haven’t made an effort to save money
    • -still ugly

    (via lagio)

     
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  5. pilotstwentyone:

    pipers reaction to polly and larry is my initial reaction to any relationship ever

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  7. I’m working a 12 and a half hour shift today. Fuck Christina.

     
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  10. snorlaxatives:

    why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

    (via things-jo-says)